मेरे द्वारा गलती से मेरे ब्रांड के नए डूंगरियों पर पेशाब करने के बाद नग्न होने की जरूरत है जबकि मैं आपके लिए खड़े होकर पेशाब कर रहा हूं!

Returning home from the morning walk I was absolutely fucking desperate for a piss and so dashed straight to the bathroom for you. Where, as you know, it is incredibly dark in there! And so to try and give you a decent view I stood up for the majority of the piss. Now, this is all fine and dandy when the wee is coming out all on its own and the weight of the liquid in my bladder helps push it through my scarred urethra. But as soon as I need to start pushing it out with concentration and purpose, that's when it starts trickling down my leg. Or legs!